This competition is easy.
1-Read the entries below
2-Vote for your favorite story by clicking on your choice at the poll.
The winner will receive a free copy of my new release Magic Runes and a $25 Amazon gift card. Competition will end on 28 November. Good luck to all!
Which story is your favorite?
- Katie Lee Cook (21%, 14 Votes)
- Sharon Harrill (18%, 12 Votes)
- Bruce (12%, 8 Votes)
- Matt (7%, 5 Votes)
- Gregg Deering (7%, 5 Votes)
- Carol (7%, 5 Votes)
- Kevin (6%, 4 Votes)
- Nikki (4%, 3 Votes)
- Lena (3%, 2 Votes)
- Tanya (3%, 2 Votes)
- Jody C McDavid (3%, 2 Votes)
- Velma Young (3%, 2 Votes)
- Tina Rattray-Green (3%, 2 Votes)
- Ceijai (1%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 67
Here are your 14 contestants selected from the A Witch Walks Into a Bar… post.
Entry #1 -Lena
A witch walks into a bar and sees a group of leprechauns fighting over the very last pot of gold found under a rainbow!
Entry #2 – Tanya
A witch walks into a bar and sees warlocks. Spying the witches, the warlocks start showing off their skills.
Entry #3 – Katie Lee Cook
A witch walks into a bar and sees an eclectic group of kabuki performing acrobats , one a wizened wizard halfling, A tall Fae demon, a shape shifting dwarf and a stunted Chinese Dragon, and a haunting Siren lithe and irresistible, how Recherché the Witch sighed as she slid into her Apron and took her place behind the Bar
Entry #4 – Bruce
A witch walked into a bar, the lion, and wardrobe ducked.
Entry #5 – Matt
A witch walks into a bar and sees a flying monkey, working as a pole dancer.
Entry #6 – Sharon Harrill
A witch walks into a bar and sees grannies, in witches hats. They can’t be real witches as we don’t play dress up. We downplay our gifts and most witches I know are serious as a heart attack. As i near, I do feel something unusual in the air, there is some magic here, but what kind?
Entry #7 – Kevin
A witch walks into a bar. Looking around she spots a table of different clerics, another table of talking ropes, and a lone gorilla sipping a beer at the bar. “It’s going to be one of those funny nights.”
Entry #8 – Jody C McDavid
A witch walks into a bar and sees trolls at the end of the bar drinking swamp water and eating steaming chicken guts, telling dirty jokes.
Entry #9 – Velma Young
A witch walks into a bar and sees strange fuzzy looking drunk entities. After a bit of thought maybe it was the witch that was drunk?
Entry #10 – Nikki
A witch walks into a bar and sees an exceptionally tall leprechauns and one mermaid sitting in a bathtub playing Go Fish at a table in the corner.
Entry #11 – Gregg Deering
A witch walks into a bar and sees a priest, a rabbi, and a talking duck.
Entry #12 – Carol
A witch walks into a bar and sees a trio of drunk demons playing charades.
Entry #13 – Ceijai
A witch walks into a bar and sees 3 monkeys picking pockets at the bar…
Entry #14 – Tina Rattray-Green
A witch walks into a bar and sees a group of kids dressed up as goblins.
That’s it for this competition. If you’re interested, you can also read the entries and vote for your favorite in Competition #1.
Want a chance to win a free copy of of Magic Runes? It’s easy. All you have to do is leave a comment on this post.
You can also pre-order the book now on Amazon at 99c for a limited time.
32 comments
I voted! I would love to win a free copy because I love nordic myths and snarky gargoyles!
#4 – cracked me up as it was unexpected…and I think a story with those sort of witty comments would be quite fun to read!
voted for bruce
Imaginative stories, I liked them all.
Voted for Carol and pre-ordered Magic Runes, looking forward to reading it.
Katie Lee cooks was very good!
I voted for #3. That would be me.
This was interesting to read…
Kevin 😀
I would love to win a copy, I life be this genre of books…ty
I voted in both competitions. Please pick me to win a copy of “Magic Runes.”
Thanks for the Chance! Each small story was fun to read – there were some very quirky & creative entries.
Love & Peace
❤️✌???
Looking forward to reading.
Katie Lee Cook gets my vote
Thank you for the chance ? I enjoyed voting I voted for Matt?
These are hilarious!! So hard to choose, lol.
would love to win
Would love to win a copy of this book
Bruce made me laugh 🙂
Drunk demons = highly flammable right? Charades roulette anyone?
#3 is the best! Katie rocks!
I voted for Gregg’s, and am glad there wasn’t a tiny painist.
Feisty supernaturals? Count me in!
Voted.
Thanks for the chance. I voted for Sharon Harrill.
Voted for Kevin’s. I could definitely see that one going places.
Voted
All are funny and hard to choose just one, but I picked Katie Lee Cook #3. Thanks for the chance & Blessings.
Second choice was a bit harder to pick…..lol. Thanks for the chance to win.
I voted..amd am intrigued..would love to read more.
#1. Whenever you add leprechauns fighting is great
This is fun thank you.